Chargrilled

If a job's worth doing it's worth doing time for mug.

I Fancy A Two Bird Roast mug.

I Fare Thee Well Felicia mug.

I Fancy Some Safe Sex mug.

I'd Rather Be Knitting mug.

I don't drink to forget i drink to...erm...what was it? mug.

I Don't Work Here mug.

I don't feel so Good mug.

I'd Rather Be Golfing mug.

If at first you don't succeed go home & get baked mug.

If at first you don't succeed give up and get drunk mug.

If I Agreed With You We Would Both Be Wrong mug.

I Don't Like Cricket I Love It mug.

I Fancy A Chinese mug.

I Don't Fall Over I Do Random Gravity Checks mug.

I Don't Give A GryffinDamn mug.

I Didn't Mean To Offend You mug.

If All Else Fails Ctrl Alt Delete mug.

If I Am What I Eat mug.

I Drive At 88mph Just In Case mug.