Chargrilled

I'm In Peak Condition mug.

I'm Fucked Battery Low mug.

I'm Catnip For The Ladies mug.

I'm Just Here For The Avocado mug.

I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right mug.

i don't go looking for trouble it usually finds me first mug.

I Don't Skinny Dip I Chunky Dunk mug.

I Don't Drink Swear Smoke Shit I Left My Fags In The Pub! mug.

I Don't Age I Just Level Up mug.

I'm In High Spirits... It's Tequila. mug.

I Make Stuff Up... mug.

I'm A Leaf On The Wind mug.

I May be Nerdy But Only Periodically mug.

In Case Of Fire Panic And Run mug.

I'm With Her mug.

I'm not immature I just know how to have fun mug.

I'm sorry I can't seem to hear you over the sound of how awesome I am mug.

I Need A Day Off mug.

I No Function Beer Well Without mug.

In my Defence I Was Left Unsupervised mug.